Serious_Thinker, Mood_Ring, Optimist567 and Free_Spirit are probably all rancorous bores with acrid BO. If you're on Grindr or a similar 'hook-up app', just got for the basics as above, or try the standard 'Looking_4_Meet_Now' or 'Vauxhall, 32'.
West_Midlands_Wanderer or Blackpool_Bloke both have a ring to them, if you like that kind of thing. London_Lad (mind you, nothing makes me die inside more than a grown man calling himself a "lad") or Scotland_Saucepot are much better than London_Man_Who_Likes_Trains or Edinburgh_Knitting_Expert Personality disorder Some use their profile handle to quickly communicate what kind of person they are. Men called Lovable_Dreamer are likely to be premature ejaculators, while ladies who Love_To_Laugh are invariably rotten drunks who sit in the corner of the pub crying. Grindr name Okay, so by now you're getting desperate, right?
Your profile name is up there with a chatroom handle.
The easiest way to get noticed, though, is to find your 'Grindr name', inspired by the charming men who call themselves "Butt_Cleaner" or "Nuts_Gobbler" (seriously - it's 'a thing').
Relationship counsellor Wayne Powell explained that this frustration arises as we are socialised to date or marry someone who has no similarity in terms of surname.